How to be the Best at Being Egoless

There’s a lot of chatter happening in the halls of the yoga studio. People will say things like, “It’s important to be humble” and, “my soul is feeling peace” but that’s just bush league bullshit. The person who is best at yoga doesn’t just have skills on the matt, they are also the one’s can talk the biggest game in the yoga in the halls. There is no greater way to show dominance than showing everyone that your egoless game is on fleek.

Ego Death

Nothing is more dramatic than death. Killing the ego? How very noble. Mention how ego death has revolutionized your entire life, because life is no longer about living for yourself. The fact that you are using the death of your ego to boost your self-image is a great way to get the leg up on potential competition, which will make your ego feel even better. Lets see them Namaskar out of that one!

Crown Chakra Power

Crowns are worn by kings and nothing says yoga royalty like a boasting the crown chakra. Lots of basic fools will talk about their root chakra, because it’s the easiest chakra to wrap an explanation around. Besides, nobody really knows what the Crown Chakra does so other people will just have to assume its something good. Its time to ascend.

Decalcified Pineal Gland

Anyone who is anyone knows that everyone has a dirty pineal gland. Was that clear enough? It shouldn’t be. Boasting a decalcified pineal gland should be something kind of quizzical, which is why it can help you win yoga. Tell people about the PH quality of water, and how common foods will actually make that gland murky. It’s not just spirit science, its winning.

Forgive and Forget

Everyone should be more forgiving, and telling people about that is a way of showing superiority. Forgetting? Mention all the times people have been in the wrong, but were forgiven by you because of the egoless-ness you poses. Remember every little thing someone did. Never forget what you had to forgive and tell people all the times something went wrong but was “forgiven” by your benevolent nature.

Ego is kind of like the person we are in the fantasy world that happens in our own head. Telling people how you are the master of that little show will make them elevate your status in their own head. By telling people that certain buzzwords are firmly under your control, perhaps everyone can finally just see how superior of an astrological being you really are. Bless up.

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