How not to be a germ bag

The pandemic has changed the way people look at each other, primarily looking at how gross other people are. Anyone who comes walking into the room could have the virus, and the way they are breathing is all of a sudden not that chill. How does one avoid becoming a germ bag like this? Here are a couple of suggestions. 

  1. Mask that doesn’t cover the nose

The people that keep their nose out of the masks, are the same people with terrible breath. They cant stick around under there to smell it out. Might as well go up to these people, offer them a mint, and then slap them. 

2) Guy who’s just touching everything

Everyone knows its hard to find the right avocado, but is it really necessary to touch all the boxes of cereal? Did they really need to do that to the cheese? Its disgusting what people think they can get away with. Stop touching my cheese!

3) Having Filthy hands

Its not just mouth’s that can spread the virus, but people’s filthy little hands. People that don’t know the word hand sanitizer really need to learn the word hand sanitizer. Keep a flask of vodka in the pocket; a little bit to keep the virus off the hands, and a little to clean the inside of our bodies. 

4) Shirt over the face guy

Forgetting a mask is so common these days, that stores just have a ton of masks for other people to use. Its actually the greatest thing ever. The shirt going over the face really just pushes armpit smell out of the bottom, which might be a smell worse than getting the coronavirus.

5) Guy who loses his mind in the store about not wearing a mask

Yikes. People that come running in screaming about their right to not wear a mask don’t seem to understand what a pandemic is, or that they don’t have to wear a mask for the rest of their lives. Just put that little piece of cloth over the face, and we can finally open the world up again. Put on a bandana and act like a cowboy, make it fun. 

Life has gotten crazy, but it should still be fun. Something nice about the current world is that its literally going to be a huge chapter in the history books. Take these little tid bit’s of advice out into the world and lets make life less stressful again. 

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